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Quote - 4 hours sleep

4 hours of sleep at age "I am ready to party again." -- 4 hours of sleep at age "Say one thing to me and I'll smack your face." OOOOR substitute "age with "after 2 kids"

Sorry hold on, before I comment on what you just said, I left my bag over there with an I don't give a fuck. Please go get it.

I've found that the number of times someone uses the word 'drama' is directly proportional to how often they start shit.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

Guys are Drama!

Guys are Drama!

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

It's true. I ♡ u. All 3 of you.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you. Right in the kidney.

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Humor ecard: Listen boy, The reason bad things happen to you is because youre a dumbass.