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I've made you a cake. What flavor is it? It is full of shit and lies, just like you.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I've made you a cake. What flavor is it? It is full of shit and lies, just like you.

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

snark ecards | Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Lead me not into TEMPTATION... oh HELL ...

Someone has to liven this board up - Page 3

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Funny Workplace Ecard: In the interest of good customer service, I think I should go home now.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Working at this call center brings joy to my day, said absolutely no one ever.

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