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Funny Moonrise Kingdom Ecard: Let's stay on lunch break until our boss sends out a search party.

"Let's stay on lunch break until our boss sends out a search party." Better yet, make sure your boss is one of your best friends and take her with you!

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What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Birth of an Ass.

pretty sure some people were conceived through anal sex. there is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

unless of course you text someone while drinking the vodka then you can reread what you sent

Pain makes you stronger. Years make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap. So drink on and be merry!

"If You Focus On What You Have Left Behind You Will Never Be Able To See What Lies Ahead."

54 Facts About Disney Movies That Will Actually Blow Your Mind If you focus on what you have left behind, you will never be able to see what lies ahead Leborah Smith

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Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Literally do this every time I use Tupperware. I always throw out and buy new

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

HAHAHAH so gross!!

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

For the longest time I thought wft meant "Well That's Fantastic".. LOL

You can only say WTF so many times a day until you decide to start drinking.

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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Oh my, so many "friends" I have that do this =) What a shame, they don't know what they are missing!

This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.