Time to myself??

The Fun Cheap or Free Queen: Easy meal planning ideas to solve your dinner budget dilemmas! Includes recipes and FREE Love the photo:)

hollyhocksandtulips: Something’s cookin’ in the kitchen… Illustration by Joe De Mers

Sarcastic 1950's Housewife Memes ~ Sarcasm~ Once again your shit doesn't add up

Sarcastic 1950s Housewife Memes That Hit Oh So Close To Home

Sarcastic Housewife Memes ~ Sarcasm~ Once again your shit doesn't add up

If I could carry this around during my shifts at work... my job would be soo much better! :)

could so use this for some people in my life! Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

"I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell." "not at our table!"

ecard - I told that bitch I'd save her a seat in hell. Not at our table.

Knives. It's a mystery - vintage retro funny quote

Knives are cooler than guns because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you, open a letter or maybe just frost a cake? It's a mystery.

Haha

There's a reason they call it "Girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits, when women go wild, they poison their husbands food.

Pretty much happens every day ...

EVERY day my kid asks "what's for dinner?" I reply "food". He says "what kind of food?" I reply "The kind you eat. It is what is it - they'll eat it or starve ;

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Why don't you give me the zip code of the state of denial you're in, and I'll send you a postcard

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"If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore." I like my job, but this is funny

maybe I'll try a grande valium, mocha, vodka instead....

Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and I STILL want to smack somebody! ~ Ever have one of THOSE days! LOL a little laughter is good for the soul :)

Vintage 1950's Housewife memes, funny sayings, sarcasm, e cards, funny pictures, women's humor

1950's Housewife Funny Memes: 13 Sarcastics

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