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Funny Baby Ecard: Living alone is so lonely. 'Maybe I should have a baby' Said no one ever.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Don't be mistaken, Darling... I'm A bitch, Not YOUR bitch.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

Snapped episode here I come

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

Webinar? Oh, I'm sorry... I thought you said "winebar." | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!


Oh how I would love to do this just one time! I have the perfect person in mind for this one :)

Germaphobe -- LOL!!! I do this!!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Your Opinion about My Life - Paying Bills

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Play along people

If only they would my life would be so much easier!

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.