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Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever

Funny Confession Ecard: I always try to take the high road but sometimes I just want to take a detour and run your ass over.

Resting bitch face saves our faces, who knew! ;) @Tori Sdao Jay

Smiling give you wrinkles resting bitch face keep you pretty. "Thank God I suffer from this.

nothing like having friends you can't trust.. :(

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. The Karma bus

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Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days, separating coffee filters pushes me over the edge. so true ;

So much easier

Cross out the word husband and replace with boyfriend, and this is my life!

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Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.

... I feel this way about a lot of stuff ...

"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the situation. that you created! I'm mad at you for lying.

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

Sarcasm is only funny when everyone is on the same page... don't be a bully.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

true lol #funny #ecards

Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don't want to go to prison. ~ not worth the time behind bars plus their miserable lonely life is enough punishment.

saving my life with messy room strategy

yeah thats totally why my rooms messy. for a safety purpose ;

Haha! This is for sure.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You didn't fall out of the stupid tree.you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest!

sorrynotsorry

This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

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