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Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Pshh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!

Simplify your weight loss process with these 8 Weight Loss Tricks that are easy to start, but offer huge rewards on the scale.

8 Easy Weight Loss Tricks

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: It's pretty satisfying when the stupid bitches from highschool turn out to be crazy cat ladies.

I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.

Usually it's at myself!

a nerdy, goofy laugh too.

I know!

So true :)

Yup. You're a piece of shit. You're nothing but the mistakes you made

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm getting real sick and tired of food having calories.

You can’t convince me Bee wouldn’t say this

Only some of my short friends are concentrated awesome.

Squatting like it's wam XD

Drop it like its hot

There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind?’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about that’.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

I wish chocolate made you skinny and that everything was always 75% off

Funny ecard - Sometimes I fantasize - Jokes, Memes & Pictures

Oh yeah!

My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ' I KNOW, RIGHT?' I told my dentist,"Now I really am a queen- you crowned me!


I can never keep a house plant alive.

Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby.  Definitely only one serving...YUM!!!

so, this Ben & Jerrys says it has four servings but I only found one.

Except for me, it's more like 8:08 - 8:13 when I leave my house. Depending on how big the mountain of snow is on my car.

So true-I'm never late for work but can never make it on time to anything else!

Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

I should not be on pinterest. It makes me want a wedding, a baby and food.

Baha so true