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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

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A marg? Life can't be enjoyed with just ONE marg.

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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

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All I want...

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. Makes sense, we'll start working on one!

Very true, unfortunately. (Although it should say, "I wish common sense WERE more common." Sadly, grammar skills have gone the way of common sense.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

Anyone who knows me knows my motto: buy it now because when you come back it will be gone.

Not exactly true. There are things that haunt me more. But there are things I didn't buy that do haunt me. Usually things I didn't buy at a yard sale.

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La vida es corta

Life is short buy the Shoes. I live by this motto. And not just for shoes.

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At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

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tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomorrow! You're always a day away!

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I know of some askholes!

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