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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I see you've brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble with today.

Yeap. Sorry not sorry.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Ladies-that awkward moment when you realize that sitting on that nasty toilet was a better alternative than the piss trail left on your leg.


Funny Workplace Ecard: If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps. Good old days.


I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Well, I do!  LOL!

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.story of my life

Putting up with you is like eating pudding with a fork, not impossible but a total pain in the ass. #ecards

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.


I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.so true when you live in an apartment!


so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.