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Teeth are weird. Dentist are disturbing - is it sad that I’m disappointed my dentist doesn’t do this?

Oed satire essays A satirical utterance; a speech or saying which ridicules and criticizes a person, thing, or quality. Also as a mass noun: satirical speech.

really really want to do this one day

paranoia game - obviously this might have to be modified a little bit to fit a camp setting.^^^this sounds awesome but also horrifying. I'd be so paranoid if someone said my name and the question wasn't said


Hahhaha this is something I would so do. I don't have blonde moments I have blonde days. This is definitely one of them. I feel so dumb omg.

Why not.

Ahahaha these are all amazing. The 26 Most American Comebacks In The History Of The World

I wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen // Do you realize how many people would be dragons // you say this like it's a bad thing.

Funnily enough this happened in the book Uglies and they actually customized how they wanted to look when they hit a certain age

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I want my blood back, blood draw, blood results, phone call, afult responsibilities