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"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

Ice Cream: Break-up’s BFF since the dawn of time HAPPY FRIDAY and HAPPY LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!! xo the cats ^._.^  image via blue q’s fb

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Get it right Santa.... OR I'm leaving you carrots and water!!!! Kisses!!

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Sometimes You Just Need A Little Chocolate

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're desperate for a chocolate fix when you find yourself raiding your baking supplies for semi-sweet chocolate morsels.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Haha, glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, funny quotes

No, no boots w/ the Fur. No Apple Bottom jeans. Just a nice pair of black boots to wear to work w/ fall/winter skirts and dresses.

Grown up thing

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make me laugh

I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor. The life of a teacher.

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Note to self: buy a cape.

I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!