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... and on their cars... and all over their mailbox... and anything else they may come in contact with on a regular basis. lol

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Especially when they are responsible for a bad decision that affects my freaking life! Ugh!

I'm constantly torn between the 'be kind to everyone' and the 'fuck everyone you owe them nothing' mentalities quote.

Now GET!

you smell like hidden motives. they all smell like hidden motives. i hate inauthentic people.

Sarcasm. I have to use it too often.

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

It's true..

My alone time is sometimes for your safety. Courtesy of Introverts are Awesome FB Page

I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.

So true

Why do you have to be nice to people you want to throw a brick at? Just throw the dang brick!

I am not a bitch. I am the bitch. And to you, I am Ms Bitch.

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"'FUCK IT' has helped me through a LOT of situations. - Stop worrying about things and let it go and focus on yourself and things that make you feel comfortable or happy.

Never tell your Tailor - The Blog

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.