Dachshund/Mini Pinscher Hi, I'm Ted. I live in Greenpoint with my mom and dad, where I love to run around the apartment, play with chew toys and bones stuffed with peanut butter, make funny faces, bark, and cuddle. I'm getting to be a champ at walking and love to wear sweaters and fleeces. Don't be fooled by my size; I'm a big guy and can play with the big dogs! Give me some blue cheese and I'll love you forever.