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Just Keep Digging

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Last Words... How pissed would people be? Haha

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

Dear Millionaire, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

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Melatonin instead of multivitamin

"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and climb into bed at - haha - sleep

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

To all people born in the summer

Today's the perfect day to apologize to your mom for making her give birth to you in the sweltering summer heat.


Or with loads of confidence! Or try a southern accent.no one knows what the hell we are saying when we add that twang!

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