Meg Mucklebones - from the 1985 movie, Legend. Meg: What a fine fat boy you are, Jack! Jack: You don't really mean to eat me, do you, ma'am? Meg: Oh, indeed I do! [cackles] Jack: That would be a shame because someone as fair and lovely as yourself, Miss Meg, deserves far better than scrawny me. Don't you think? Meg: Think me fair, do you, Jack? Jack: All the heavenly angels must envy your beauty. Meg: What a fine meal you'll make, be the rest of you as sweet as your tongue!