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I used to be like this until I started taking Ativan and Adderall. It calmed me down so much, that I swear I'm a normal person. I don't have any regrets though. Because, the way I seen it, the people I verbally abused certainly had it coming to 'em.

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter


All she wanted for Christmas was a nap. hustle, bustle ~ a nap sure helps Vintage retro funny quote

Don't hate me because I'm glamorous.  ~~ Houston Foodlovers Book Club

I don't want to make you jealous of my glamorous lifestyle. But I'm sorting laundry on a Saturday night. --------- my life. stay at home mom.

I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried. My facial expressions would never allow it.  ***FACT***

totally me! I couldn't be fake about anything if I tried - my facial expressions would never allow it.

martha stewart cleaning | Housekeeping FAIL, or Martha Stewart I am not – mommy shrink, m.d.

Anne Taintor Canvas Prints: I dreamed my whole house was clean. Don't want the print so much, just the dream come true part

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So true for conversations I'm having with Chris. He says "Were you being sarcastic?" and I have to think about it before replying lol