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cindersk:  Just throwing this out there.

Rottenecards - You're a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with bad ass, and topped off with a big dollop of fucking hot.

Does this make me a mean person?  Naa!

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

3/5/14 . . . company is coming - time to clean house! Those woodland animals would really come in handy.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.

There's something wrong with my bank. They say I don't have any money. Or an account. And also to stop walking through the drive-thru to get free lollipops.

People come into my bank for free coffee, cookies, chocolates, lollipops, and to read the paper.

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