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Life Rules: Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.

buuuuttttt that would be complete abuse of golden crispy goodness

Whoopsie xx

Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you


funny quote based on how i react when toast pops out, i will never look cool walking away from an explosion. so me

Hmmmm....I assume people must be referring to themselves when they are describing why people do not have friends for very long....

Definitely got those eyerolls down!

They led long, full lives. Now they know peace. After living with my feet though - they might deserve better.

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Binney and Ashley!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 100 Pics.story of my life!

I think I've done this before at my other job LOL

cool Funny Pictures Of The Day – 38 Pics.

lost shoe?

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.


"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

This vodka tastes like I'll be texting you later- ha! the good ole days :)

I wonder...

Do you ever think about all of the nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

#lifelessons #mistakes #life

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

Hakyna wha

Funny memes Hakuna Ma' Vodka: It means no memories for the rest of your night


Hair tie sweat pants chilling wit no makeup on ~drake