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Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

So much to do...

Funny Weekend Ecard: So much to do. So little desire to do it.

rather be at home

"I'd socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want." FROM: funny-ecard-home

Meal Prepping surely reduces stress over having to decide what to eat throughout the day  BUT this could still be very helpful  ... - Double tap if you agree!! - #nationalstressawarenessday

How Can U Relieve Stress

Funny pictures about If stress burned calories. Oh, and cool pics about If stress burned calories. Also, If stress burned calories.

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug... so my coworkers can't tell the difference.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug. so my coworkers can't tell the difference.

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I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

I'd socialize but it gets in the way.

I’d socialize, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want. Pretty much sums up how I feel most of the time. I only spend my time on the worthy now.

Sorry that I was late for work today. I was sitting in the parking lot, not wanting to come inside. | eCards

Sorry that I was late for work today. I was sitting in the parking lot, not wanting to come inside. wanting to come inside.

Don't care how it happens. Haha

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

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