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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 105 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 105 Pics

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Lol... Been there!!

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Told ya so! LOL

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Haha!! Right?!

Breakfast in bed is so romantic! Some people are so unappreciative.😂😂🤓 (this made me laugh out loud)

Last Words... How pissed would people be? Haha

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

32 Funny Quotes Sure To Make You Smile

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

ha! love it (though if something like this was said about women, we would consider it very sexist - just putting that out there)

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

Hockey facts - http://www.loveoflifequotes.com/funny/hockey-facts/

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

I could see me doing this. :)

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Shut Up And Take My Money! | Dude Stop Talking

I love the pool with the fire pit, the glass fire place, the creek that runs through the hallway (Could I put koi in it?) and the door handle. I love that idea.

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