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I have an extensive vocabulary that I enhance with colorful curse words to get my point across sometimes. I am conscientious whom I say them around. I am however offended by demonstrative actions like abuse, cheating, and deception. So for instance, if you hear me say, "that asshole is abusing her", I am using a swear word to describe another's deplorable action.

Free, Confession Ecard: You call them "swear words", I call them "sentence enhancers".

Because I, in fact, don't give a fuck!

It wasn't there

nothing like having friends you can't trust.. :(

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. The Karma bus

Bwah ha ha ha

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

Warning...

Funny Confession Ecard: Just FYI - I am out of the medicine that makes me like you.

Working with students. It's difficult... not to slap them.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called 'Bitches & Hoes'.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

pharmacy humor - Google Search

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

I went to this site and saw that the main ingredient is geranium, a comforting essential oil, followed by lavender and bergamot, both calming.  No wonder I love geranium & lavender! Spray the Bitch Away from Frankie and Myrrh on Storenvy

An aromatherapy spray/perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, frustrated or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

"We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants."

Maxi Dress for Fall

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

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