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Funny Confession Ecard: I would call you a worthless sack of shit,but even a sack of shit can be used as fertilizer and serve a purpose.

If I learn to listen more carefully and then thought before I spoke, I would have gotten this little tidbit of wisdom sooner.  :)

Funny Breakup Ecard: When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' Tell him, 'That's the point, you idiot.

Heheeee

Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

The bullshit section is overflowing with your other apologies.

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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it.  Please continue while I take notes.

Sarcastic Humor - Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

When somebody clobberwonks you with out of the blue, unexplainable hurtfulness, it can leave you pisstified! lol.

PISSTIFIED (adj): The state of being equal parts angry and bewildered. Hybrid word that summarizes your emotions when youre pissed-off and mystified at the same time. My new favorite word!

I don't hold grudges, I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. fuck that i hold grudges lol

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Free, Workplace Ecard: It's not "throwing someone under the bus" if they were already tumbling precariously in that direction on their own.

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