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Funny Confession Ecard: I would call you a worthless sack of shit,but even a sack of shit can be used as fertilizer and serve a purpose.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless.

teller of unpopular truth

not that boring.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I am not a bitch. I am a teller of unpopular truths.

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Take Your Child to Work Day: 10 Things Your Kids Are REALLY Thinking

eCards - I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate!

I know just the person for this...

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. Lol I get thrown under the bus a lot!

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