Explore Random Stuff, Funny Stuff, and more!

This cracks me up. My solution to a crisis is to clean the kitchen.

Desperate times call for desperate measures Wait, but if the power was out, then how did the oven work?

When you sent the wrong draft to your teacher

an essay on my teacher i actually write stuff like this when i'm doing a rough draft omg .

These Tumblr posts are gonna take you on a ride.

13 Tumblr Stories That Are Completely Unverified, But Pretty Damn Entertaining

I signed a contract as a minor that I don't consider binding. I figure that I was too young, vulnerable, and uninformed to truly consent. Its nice to know the law agrees with me :)

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. I'd let him off the hook.

Make the dad die at the end of the story. Make it so tragic the reader's heart crumbles and then falls out. tho it would be a cool one

Imagine though. He's like 6. English. "Daddy, I'm knackered." "AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT???"

Imagine though. He's like English. "Daddy, I'm knackered." "AY YO MA WHERE YOU AT?" Lol he be like "🖕fuck all you fat-ass bitchy niggas out there🖕"

"You're the most important thing to me" the dragon announced. Then he looked up thoughtfully, "Also gold, gold is good."

If you read the dragonriders of pern than this actually happens There called fire lizards and they're awesome << was gonna write that XD

Really cuz I live really close to a sportsman's club and I hear gunshots and they sound pretty echo-y but idk

'MURICA

Really cuz I live really close to a sportsman's club and I hear gunshots and they sound pretty echo-y but idk - I've never heard fireworks echo, but ok

The hashtags!

28 Pictures That Will Make You Laugh Way Harder Than You Should. I laughed so hard at this I started crying

Tumblr Schmumblr

Tumblr Schmumblr Part 26

The time someone "tried to act normal" by asking their mum about her sex life. This is my mum most likely

wait how do you have time to be on tumblr and be married?

Hero Cat Alert To Owner Saving Family From Burning Home

I fed my one night at 4 am and I could only think of this post when she started purring very loudly.

The first one happened to me lmao

34 Best Memes That Will Entertain You A Lot

The first one happened to me lmao

I Dare You To Make It Through These 21 Tumblr Stories Without Laughing

I Dare You To Make It Through These 21 Tumblr Stories Without Laughing

Pinterest
Search