*Stares at computer screen for an indefinite amount of time* *drools a bit* *Sister comes over* Her: What the heck are you looking at? *Shuts the computer with the speed of a thousand cheetahs* Me: NOTHING. Her: *leaves* Me *whispers* Sorry, Thomas that was just my sister. Carry on with your perfection. Thomas: *Wakes up* *Looks at me* Thomas: What the hell? ... ... Why did I just write that.