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Be Classy, sassy, amd a bit smart assy! Basically my life motto

Bahaha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Happy Friday!! #sassy #weekend

To do: always wear sassy pants

I wish I had my sassy pants on today LOL

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants.

I'm torn between the last two.  It just depends on the time of day. Hammer Time is usually after I drop the kids off at school.

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Him.

Adding 'and shit' to any sentence makes it totally gangsta. Example: 'I'm just having a tea party and shit!

over-thinking

Excuse me while I overanalyze hahaha

one minute you are thanking god for your imperfections & individuality...the next minute you are judging mine.... You are not better than me & never will be. You are a hypocrite!

Funny Confession Ecard: You call yourself a 'Christian,' but Jesus wasn't a snob who judged people for their imperfections.You may wanna get your Bible out & check up on that.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately... I still love the freaking shit out of you.

Hey, in case I haven't told you enough lately. I still love the freaking shit out of you. Gonna put this on my hubs valentine.

@Natalie Bina We know someone who we would love to see this happen to!

fall off your high horse

It's Funny How Often An Argument Is Over, You Start Thinking About More Clever Shit You Could Have Said - Always!!!

Always, some ecards, argument, clever

I am sorry your jealousy consumes you.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I am sorry your jealousy consumes you.

True

Funny Friendship Ecard: So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you' So I said 'Johnny Depp'. Robert Downy junior, Liam and Chris Hemsworth!

Bad Girlfriend Theory Of A Deadman and porn star dancin!!

There's just that one song that brings out your inner stripper.or a couple songs

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

:)

the watching sports thing kind of just started but this is me haha

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