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Yep I have mastered this. As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

Solution

"Not to get technical, but according to chemistry - alcohol is a solution." Great excuse for a drink!

Again..... Are you Ready!?

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point.very true

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this reminded me how sister boxer would always pester Sister Margaret about her husband driving the liquor truck.

Married humor men funny household chores Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. No need to remind him every six months. Heaven forbid we rush into things.

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

Ignore me? two can play that game, i will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.

Ha! my teenager niece told me today she has always considered me as an adult fairy kinda girl ... I loved it cos once upon a time I worked in a fairy shop & sprinkled fairy glitter dust on children so their wishes could come true. One little girl told me I still hadn't helped her wish come true: seeing a real Unicorn!!

"I know I'm a little bit crazy, and that's all part of my charm. If you don't like it, then get off my unicorn." FROM: Meandering Mind

#signs, #quotes

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

Pretty much ya

Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

BFF

Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

Arguing With People On the Internet

Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon.no matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

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Next time someone rings you home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "hi, can i call you back i'm driving." - if we only had a home phone.

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