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Exercising would be much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them - Motivation - Fitness - Quote

No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

the light is for the Penguin that lives in the fridge of course!

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge? C: I rest my case, lol!

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Life is too short ...

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

Welp I've actually done this to my brother... BUT, there REALLY WAS A MOSQUITO! No one believes me to this day. But, I swear!!!! @Mary Cobb

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Nursing Humor...Way too often...no food during shift...

Don't try to tell me hunger isn't an emotion, because I feel that shit in my soul. (That's why we call it the hanger).

LOL! This is what it means to be human!

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.

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Hahah one day ill cook. Who Says I Can't Cook - Tasted My Cereal Wood Block Sign - Popular Quotes and Sayings - Coastal Kitchen Decor

I’m Not Really A Control Freak... Ok. Maybe just a little...

Some people jokingly say I have OCD. Others call me a control freak. Do you wonder if you might be a control freak too? Here are some signs.

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