Themistocles said his infant son ruled all Greece -- "Athens rules all Greece; I control Athens; my wife controls me; and my infant son controls her." Thus, nowadays the world is controlled by whoever buys advertising time on Dora the Explorer.
A Travel Photographers Perspective of Memphis, TN
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Causes of My Emotions, by Year. 12.2.2012
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Pretty sure that this is why @Jeanne NaCl get annoyed when she has to go shopping with us.
Image from https://cyberintelligence.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/operation-red-october.jpg.
If you think this is too hard on literary criticism, read the Wikipedia article on deconstruction.