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If you can't blow them away with your brilliance , baffle them with your bullshit-favorite quote ever!

... That was an unexpected plot twist.

This literally made my life complete hahah "I didnt know BBC had a tumbler!" bahaha "The mother of all plot twists.

I am gonna name my daughter lizard

I am gonna name my daughter lizard

This terribly awesome future parent. Actually I have a little sorta cousin we call Lizard.

Silent menstruation.

In American Sign Language, the gesterure for menstruation is basically punching yourself in the face, and I think that is very accurate.

oh my god, these are actually really good questions! I've always thought the satan thing!

It's because Satan isn't punishing them. Hell is where people are separated from God. Satan is a fallen angel who betrayed God, who is also being punished. Satan isn't God and doesn't send but drags people to hell with him

No therapist needed. Just a straight jacket and a padded cell then you be A-Okay!

Im in love with this, i laughed too hard at some of these... I really should go to bed lol

By the end I was cry laughing-- I had to read the last one a few times cuz I'm like wtf why would my movie eat my popcorn?

The blood thing is literally the reason I first donated. The lady was like "Save three lives everytime!" but I heard "have three people owe you their life forever:. Because I am insane.<< Well, here's another way to look at donating blood.