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Fun: snelle internet verbinding als huwelijkstest

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are. - Whitney Cummings - so true

Very true..

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

haha! This is so true! Walmart always makes me feel tiny and classy! Lol!

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

I don't have Facebook but this is hilarious to me.

I would PAY for the "Who Cares" button - can't say why or I'll get in trouble.

SERIOUSLY walmart.... fix that!

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Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

Misophonia, it feels like you have become this completely different, psychotically angry person when you hear certain words or when you hear someone swallow a gulp of water ( for me just typing it out and) imagining it can bring on anxiety, actually experiencing it for however split second it is is far worse... sometimes enough to ruin your mood for the whole day.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Lol, it's happening to me....

That moment when you think to yourself wait.did I already pin this? Because if I don't want to pin it again, but if I didn't then I may never find it again. Should I go ahead and just pin it anyway because I really like it. Is it worth pinning twice?

Brilliant home security option!

my friend has 6 locks on her door. she said theory is to only lock three. that way, if a thief tries to pick the locks, he'll always be locking three of them no matter how he does it.

I'll tell them that I once won the internet back in 2011.

Fact: In the future I will tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. So true!

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

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Makes a cute fridge magnet! "Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

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