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Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Skinny

Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!

Yes, and please do not post you ugly feet on Facebook!  No one wants to see that!  No one's feet are that pretty.......geez, Louise......

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could swoop out of the sky & snatch your dinner from a lake.

Lol

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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