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Oh those moments!

Most people have "Ah Ha" moments. I have "Oh for F*ck's sake, F*ck this Sh*t" moments!

Modern Girls & Old Fashioned Men

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No need to repeat yourself ! | (Mena    =)

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

This be me...

I am who i am. I'm weird. I'm lame, i run into things, i spill food, i trip, i scream annoy random and stupid stuff.

Always meddling in other folks business!  Say hello to your mom though  and micki, and linda, and dorothy J.  and chris N. and Donna O. Wish alberta was still.with us.  Thanks.

HEY, I found your nose. It was in my business again. Seriously, mind your own business!

Maybe... Maybe not... Depends on whether you're cute ;)

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

But you need to think about your kids instead of yourself. Jesus a different school every year, calling cops on them, using their child support to keep your habits up instead of putting them in nice clothes.

From the bottom of my heart. From the bottom of my heart. Fuck Off.

Or blame it on everyone in her life! That's what narcs and sociopaths do to play victim

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Ha! So true!

Sorry, I don't sugar coat stuff . so you know, don't ask me a question if you don't want to hear the brutal truth.


Take life with a grain of salt, slice of lemon & a shot of tequila . Shot of vodka for me

He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes. And a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?< first thing that popped into my head was Liam Payne. Then the rest of the boys and

stupid long months..lol

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