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This is so me

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!

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Pretty much. But being a sag AND INTJ there's a lot that gets on my nerves.

Ha ha ha! Wooden tit

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?" i love this hahah

Yawning too. Like my ex. Makes me want to slap somebody.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Betty White

Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

true that

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Snapped! ~sg

Pardon the swear word, but it's true and I laughed when I read them aloud. - The Grammar Nazis have finally snapped. And that's Nazis, not 'Nazi's'.

If You're Not Prepared To Lose...

My family has been known to play board games until someone cries. :-P // If you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.


This I agree with. "The idea that people had sex before the century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable"


I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Yep, that's right.

Totally me in a haunted house! Or yeah.basically anywhere dark.

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