Beth's DadHey babe, that was the best condom so far. | ... This is her dad... | Oh, my. I meant COOKIES. Dumb auto-correct. Your daughter sure is a good cook. | Yeah, she takes after her mother. | Oh my God, babe. I just told your dad about the condoms last night. When I realized it was him, I said I meant cookies. The old fart bought it... Dumbass. | Yeah, This is still her dad. If you value your genitals, You should probably not show your face around here again... I am not above murder.