Daily odd compliment: "You're so hot, you could melt the homes of polar bears. And even if you did, the polar bears would understand. That last part is not true, by the way. The polar bears would be upset.
Daily Odd Compliment - You're the best kind of friend because when I look like crap, you don't pretend like I don't. You're just like, "Whoa! What happened to you?" Which can be nice because sometimes I need to tell you what happened.
I'm so glad we're friends because other people simply do not understand my sense of humor, and then I just come across as weird, when really, what I said should have received a laugh. But with you that's not a problem.