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Fucktards... They're everywhere

I've got a better chance of finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard *true story*

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Actually, I do.  But there's still a reason they have to pay us to show up.

Rottenecards - Remember that time we came to work and we were excited?

I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

Divorced finally and this is exactly how I feel!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Do they know my place of work? Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh, that task isn't in your job description? Well, dealing with your bullshit isn't in mine.

I'm going to hell in every religion.

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Rottenecards - There is always a little

My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Every day of my life!

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