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A gentleman walks into a #bank and says he wants to borrow... #humor #jokes

Joke: A gentleman walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow 200 bucks for six weeks.

I told the bank cashier, 'I want to open a joint checking account.' 'With whom?', she asked. 'Someone with a lot of money.'

I told the bank cashier, "I want to open a joint checking account. "Someone with a lot of money.

Speaking in Cursive

"it's not called slurring words. it's called talking in cursive. it's quite elegant"

And some people just dont get sarcasm......course guess thats good for me cuz they dont know when im bein mean. 8)

Let's face it. Some people aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. They do stupid things and we get a kick out of it. If you love fails, silly pets and people doing the dumbest things, you're in the right place. It's time to get stupid!

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You know your lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans

I would be happier if they didn't exist at all, but I am thankful for this small mercy.

Dear Lord

Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders don’t fly… Thank god!

According to MASH, I was supposed to end up a successful architect, driving a purple lamborghini, married to Brad Pitt, have one kid and a pet tiger, and living in a mansion. WTF??

hahahha I loved playing mash! now some of the school agers at work play it. So funny :)

Reason why I am hesitant to get married

Reason why I am hesitant to get married

funny stuff++ - marriage is betting someone half your shit that you will love them forever

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