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HA!

I'm not an angry drunk.            I'm angry that I have to get drunk to deal with you.

You're more fake than my last three orgasms combined! Than my last three orgasms combined

The Rules of Ladies, found on #polyvore. rules of a lady

The Rules of Ladies, found on rules of a lady .love this one bitchy mums at school take noe :p

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

Yep. Watch out.

You think Karma is a bitch? Wait until you piss off a Capricorn. Capricorn is in planet Saturn, ruler of karma.

20 Rules a Woman Should Live By quotes genius / Genius Quotes on imgfave

20 things to live by. Love this! You don't have to listen to how other people want you to live your life. Live it your way. Do your things. Make your own mistakes. Live life for YOU while you still can.