Some kid in my english class: so if shakepseare was writing for the uneducated then why are we studying it? Miss DeBruin: the real question is, if shakespeare wrote it for the uneducated, then why are you having so much trouble with it.
Other Pinner says, "What if he's your Romeo but you're not his Juliet?" / "That means you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play. I thought this was so funny just because it is the best comment ever!