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Pleeeeease!!!!

No one cares about you. If he loves you so much why does he cheat on you? Probably cause ur like doing a dead fish. No passion no love just a cold dead fish.

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that could mean lots of things like Pinkie finger - Pinkie promise. Ring finger - I do. Middle finger - Fuck you. Pointer finger - Yea, you Thumb - I'm okay.

How true... Now gotta believe it

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.

A narcissist nightmare.

Aaron Parazette

People want to get butt hurt and run their mouths when they see something I post that hit home and hurt their feeling. Well bitch it wasn't about you but if the shoe fits so be it!

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Unfortunately this is true for me :/

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

Amen

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

Lol can't even say how true this is. No one can handle me.

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