Guys, this question is really useless. There's no Dan without Phil. As Dan was suicidic, there probably wouldn't a goofy best friend for Phil now if they didn't become friends in There wouldn't be PINOFs. Or TABINOF.
something is always implying that phil is a cannibal. in pinof 7 or 8 dan whacked him and he was like 'no' in his russian accent. then he said 'there's a russian man in my stomach' and dan was like 'i think phil's trying to say he's a cannibal'