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NUTMEG THE CAT, 31-YEARS OLD CAT: The World Oldest Living cat

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My Preciousss.sorry for the strong language but this is too funny not to post. I would totally ask this guy out for the geek reference

I will do this

Omg and it's at times like these that I wish my school had security camera even though that's the crappiest idea I've ever heard. What idiot puts security camera in schools?<< welcome to public school.


Ashes compressed into gemstone jewel sword avenge I will not die unless I am killed I can assure you

My mom had a buyer at the house today while I tore apart my room in an attempt to clean it-- I'm talking about full blown underwear and clothes all over the place-- to make things worse, I had my headset full blast and I was fooling around singing full blast as horrible as possible

Why can't I make friends by doing embarrassing things? More importantly why can't I make friends?<<< yeah doing embarrassing things never gets me anywhere!

Hahhaha this is something I would so do. I don't have blonde moments I have blonde days. This is definitely one of them. I feel so dumb omg.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, AusHun

Imagine your OTP. <<< I totally imagined John Barroman when I read this XD <<< That last comment :) <<< Writing material!<<< Eren and Levi

Not A Bad Idea

Not A Bad Idea

Funny cause the guy at the bottom had to punch the wall to feel manly again


Ach this is just so funny and cute and it's too late for me to for sentences

Yo go coach!

This is probably fake but I found it funny<<<it's probably not fake because we tend to make a lot of gay jokes and out ourselves that way<<<<I'm not gay but I find gay people amazingly hillarious because they're just so pERFECT

I at first thought they were talking about supernatural and got so confused I had to read it again.

THE fandom --- I thought it was a transition from the Supernatural fandom when I read "hang on the ceiling"

pinterest @kelsxkoren

It's actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because the zombies only have one way to go and that's straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

This is me.

I've seen this so many times but I laugh every time >> someone send help im dying XD<<IM CRYING

Love this nun. That would be Me af if i would have stayed with that religion

why were these people hanging out with a nun?i thought nuns lived in hidy holes and nobody except catholic school kids ever saw any