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As your best friend i feel it is my duty to make the most   embarassing  toast at   your wedding.  I also vow to be  the drunkest   at your  reception.

As your best friend i feel it is my duty to make the most embarrassing toast at your wedding. I also vow to be the drunkest at your reception.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges.  I do, however, remember facts.  Forever.  - lol

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak. My dog is getting married that weekend.

I had a birthday party for Buttons when I was Chris made a cake in the shape of a cat and everything. No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party. My dog is getting married that weekend.

If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again

He better cries the first time…

If my husband doesn't start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle I'm turning around and doing it again haha seriously though

Haha, someone's gonna get it!

A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing 'someone's gonna get it'.my BFF Karla!

@Dominique Aizpurua Flugelman Aizpurua Flugelman L @Christine Ballisty Eisele lmfaooooo

Funny Friendship Ecard: Being my best friend means listening to stories about my bowl movements. Are you sure you can handle this?

Sounds totally legit to me!

Shout out to the work at home bosses that still have to work sick! According to my boss, 'Sick of being here' is not a valid reason to go home sick. What is up with this guy?

If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

Oh? You forgot to RSVP? Of course I understand... About as much as you would if I had 'forgotten' to send you an invitation.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Oh? You forgot to RSVP? Of course I understand. About as much as you would if I had 'forgotten' to send you an invitation.

“There’s just no need for it (piv). Our bodies weren’t made for that. A big clue is that every hetero female’s “first time” is painful. No other form of stimulation is painful. a woman has to make her body not feel pain via piv over time.{ author claims there are other ways to become pregnant??? Liberal feminism

Funny Friendship Ecard: Bless your heart. You don't realize you are batshit crazy do you?

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