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Emotionally unavailable

The person you are trying to reach is emotionally unavailable at this time. Please try again later.and please go bother someone else

Truth: am sure AH is sick of listening to me tell her "because I am the mom, thats why." :)

Funny Family Ecard: I am your mother. Your argument is invalid. : this is so my mom

Funny Flirting Ecard: I want to write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face. So you can feel how much it hurts to miss you.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I want to write 'I miss you' on a rock and throw it at your face. So you can feel how much it hurts to miss you. Hahaha too cute!

I'm emotionally unavailable, afraid of commitment and good in bed. Interested?

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm emotionally unavailable, afraid of commitment and good in bed.

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This is so me! I USUALLY always say what I mean, but I don't always intend for it to come out of my brain. Stupid mouth usually goes too far.

Funny Breakup Ecard: The only man I need in my life... ....Is the bartender.

Funny Breakup Ecard: The only man I need in my life.Is the bartender.

but first, how much money do you have and what is your yearly income??? ha

Funny Breakup Ecard: Excuse me madam, may I waste the next 2 years of your life with my emotional immaturity & inability to commit to a mature relationship?

I changed my...

Funny Confession Ecard: I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. So funny

My friends gave me more warnings about him than a drug commercial.

My friends gave me more warnings about him than a drug commercial.

Mend Heartbreak With Funny Breakup Someecards: I'd appreciate it if you'd stop calling me, but I'll probably respond if you decide to text instead.: My friends gave me more warnings about him than a drug commercial.

My Prince Charming... An emotionally unavailable narcissistic sex addict with significant mommy issues. $%#* you, Disney.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: My Prince Charming. An emotionally unavailable narcissistic sex addict with significant mommy issues.

Words of wisdom for all the single men and women out there. #dating #singlelife #advice

There are plenty of fish in the sea, and lots of floating garbage too.

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