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Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

Betty White

Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

Wiston Churchill Pessimist and Optimist

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. (Quote from Sir Winston Churchill)

yup.. its like eye candy every time I visit though :)

Philips Pure White LED Twinkling Glitter String 42" Chirstmas Snowman Decoration

National Centenarian's Day; Sept 22

Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many. do not regret your children growing older, either. every part of life they live, every age and phase, is precious.

Sometimes my life!

Not my circus. Not my monkeys. (Polish proverb) Every time you feel yourself getting drawn into other people's nonsense, repeat these words. Great to remember, because I am trying to not get sucked into peoples drama

there is a person I would love to send this to. I mean I want her to know this is how I feel.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

So true. Unfortunately those people are few and far between. Most people can't even seem to pick up the phone.

"Respect people who find time for you I'm their busy schedule. But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them. I only know of one person in my life who does either.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!


when someone says you changed it simply means youve stopped living life their way


Wisdom Sayings & Quotes QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description God gave us a heart & a brain for a reason Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote with those Who Matter !

Right? Some people say;  "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" I disagree! Nothing is better than a rapid fire blast of sarcasm in the face of the latest idiot you had to deal with.

Funny pictures about Why sarcasm exists. Oh, and cool pics about Why sarcasm exists. Also, Why sarcasm exists.

This cracked me up and reminded me of you Lexie Lane!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!