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During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?

its weird how its acceptable to put someone else genitals in your mouth, but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a Dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

Yep lol ps if you see me running don't ask why just join me cause something bad is about to happen

How I think I look when I run. How I actually look: Just kidding, I never actually run but if you see me running.it's because we are all about to die!

Go away Kanye. Take your wife and her family with you.

Kanye West said he’s going to be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. TAKE A SEAT PLEASE.-- this accurately describes my feelings toward Kanye.

so is this the same thing as putting a smiley face after a bitchy comment?! lol

I'll Have to remember this, there are a few people I'd like to slap.

Yup!!!

Funny pictures about Favorite thing about winter. Oh, and cool pics about Favorite thing about winter. Also, Favorite thing about winter.

I'm just pinning this for my records. I'm sure it will be useful in the future...

Funny pictures about Apology Form. Oh, and cool pics about Apology Form. Also, Apology Form photos.

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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

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50 things I want to teach my daughter. I would totally take a shot before swimsuit shopping with my mom!

Kissing my forehead, and giving me a hug would always make everything better.

My husband knows this and sometimes remembers that often chocolate is the cure. N x "If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

Hell

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

Ha ha ha! Wooden tit

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?" i love this hahah

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