You spend more time thinking about food than you've ever spent thinking about a person.
You spend more time thinking about food than you’ve ever spent thinking about a person. 24 Things Only Girls Who Are Constantly Hungry Will Understand
: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.
"I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I know how to hide a body"<<< fun fact my mom is teaching me how to hide a body and my dad is getting me multiple weapons for my birthday