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It is helping kill time while I cramp and cramp and cramp!

Terrible with that

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep

Relatable Post I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. So true and so me.

The expression of music...

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this!" to "I know, please don't judge me" lol so true!

Poltergeist. 1986. Did this to all of us.

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.!!!

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

Soooo true...

Story of my life lol those days I go to work and say "if I look bad it's cuz I didn't look in the mirror yet"

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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym today, but my sweatpants were like. "Nah girl, you're good!" xD I don't go to the gym in a swimsuit, though.

Yep!!!!!

this is sooooo me! I LOVE laughter! Some memories give me the best laughs of my life! Totally me!

So true sometimes!

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

I will lick you...lol

Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you. Or I will bite you.

with a touch of kick boxing

I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. Funny Quotes Of The Week – 35 Pics i know karate AND crazy

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