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Not sure I'm quite ready ;) Too late! I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.

today is obviously one of these

For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

Hot mess

I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster.lol Crowley Lee I win!

There should be one line at every store for people who have their shit together.

Ok seriously if your still shopping or have to price check or just want the cashier to go get items for you youre not done shopping get out of line youre wasting everyone's time.

Lol...

❥ I'm not a morning person and turns out I am not an afternoon person, either lol Can you say night owl?

I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

True!

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

ummm... I sit in my room and write, then my brain is fried so if I have time I watch TV... that's about it.

SO TRUE! But the sad thing is that my life is boring and I realize how bad it is.

I'm pretty sure it's 'running' back to bed :)

Excellent check list, but sorry about the runner. Sanity had to go.

Ponder the thought for an UNO momentoe... Think about it.... Your getting there... Yes!

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

i lets ma haterz be ma motivaterz

Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Lol can't even say how true this is. No one can handle me.

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Morro is not the wind elemental, he is the salt elemental

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