"I'm just trying to look at my phone bill and Jessica thinks i’m gassing her up." >>> The Order of the Phoenix is the fifth book. Did he read all these fanfiction and never noticed that?
DEAR LORD, oh my fucking God. Someone has defiled our holy book written by our lord, savior, & queen: J.<----- Ok that book sounds awful I am so glad that I have never read it and never will.
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